Friday, August 21, 2009

Dear Miss Diane

Dear Miss Diane, 

I am sorry that I bit your finger. 

I am somewhat old and could not see the treat. 

Thank you. It was very tasty. 

In the future, if you would kindly 

hold the treat in the flat of your palm, 

I will not  have to bite you. 

Sincerely yours, 


1 comment:

  1. Those of us who are reaching a certain age would like to take a page from Roma's book: I'm old, I need bifocals, and I have a trick knee. If you didn't leave your towels on the floor, I wouldn't have to (metaphorically) bite you.


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