Dear Miss Diane,
I am sorry that I bit your finger.
I am somewhat old and could not see the treat.
Thank you. It was very tasty.
In the future, if you would kindly
hold the treat in the flat of your palm,
I will not have to bite you.
Sincerely yours,
Romadog
Those of us who are reaching a certain age would like to take a page from Roma's book: I'm old, I need bifocals, and I have a trick knee. If you didn't leave your towels on the floor, I wouldn't have to (metaphorically) bite you.
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